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April 18, 2013
The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read →
There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.” The second is young ladies who are “so fucking BORING.” Last week, bitches got told.This letter is seriously out of control, but I will always remember it fondly as the first time I laid eyes on the term “cunt punt.”
November 21, 2012
shit they are playing hardball now
Jesus, or Yaweh, maybe. This is like, some Jewish mother-level shit.
October 8, 2012
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May 10, 2012
October 20, 2011
that swing would deposit you nicely onto that bed. and let’s hope that’s not a deep freeze chest to the left…because that has all kinds of not-ice cream connotations.
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October 4, 2011
In the ugliest of times, I want to write beautiful words. Write a blanket of flowery anthems to wrap myself in until I stop shaking and can get out of bed to face the day.
September 29, 2011
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