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Stop Thief!

dontmesswithmidgets:

There’s a special rung in hell reserved for thieves of bikes and boards (skate, snow, and surf alike.) Between 1:35 and 5:00pm today, someone stole my bike while it was locked up with a 1/4” chain and padlock outside my building. At this point, I’ve filed a police report, called the bike shop for the serial number (and to place an APB and official beat down request), registered it with the national bike registry, and will call the renter’s insurance company in the morning. Now I just sit and wait for a miracle or a new bike, whichever hapens first. Bring ‘em to me alive, SLC, so I can knock ‘em dead myself.