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Guess what? She’s a She!

In the world’s most un-shocking news, Caster Semenya, the record shattering runner from South Africa we told you about before, has dropped her pants and submitted to humiliating tests all to prove that she IS a woman, and DOES have the right to wear the medals she’s earned for spanking the competition.

While all of this vindicates her, it certainly doesn’t make up for the hurt and shame she had to feel on the world stage when the media and governing officials in her own sport were pointing out her lack of breasts and her inattention to all things “feminine.”

Before Marion Jones was called out for being a drug using cheater, she was on the cover of Vogue as part of their Shape Issue. Does anyone remember Marion parading around with her A cups on display? Better yet, did anyone ever ask her to take a gender test? Didn’t think so. Sadly, I don’t think Semenya will be courted by Anna Wintour and Co. anytime soon.